Pool chat pee jokes
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You don't do a pee fetish half-hearted… reveal
What did the pee say to the kidney stone? reveal
My wife yelled at me to put the toilet seat down. reveal
Saying I sleep like a baby doesn't convey the problem. reveal
You find H2O inside a fire hydrant, but what do you find on the outside of a fire hydrant? reveal
Where is tech support's toilet? reveal
Why did the chicken cross the road? reveal
Why did the lobster blush? reveal
How many types of people are there? reveal
When does P come after Q? reveal
Why did Shakespeare pause in front of the toilet? reveal
Why is it no longer OK to pee in the ocean? reveal
"I've been stung by a jellyfish, pee on it." reveal
I got in trouble for peeing in the pool. "Everyone pees in the pool." reveal
Where do Inuits pee? reveal
What sound did a peeing pterodactyl make? reveal
What Christmas decorations do you put in the bathroom? reveal
What gets longer when pulled, inserts in a hole, and works best when jerked? reveal
What came first? The chicken or the egg? reveal
What can a rooster do that a man can't? reveal
A boy asks his mother when he will have two penises like his father. She says he doesn't.
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What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot? reveal
Ooops, we all make mistakes said the dalek… reveal
If women ruled
